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Tuesday, January 22, 2008

Reasons the Dow is Plummeting

Here are the reasons the Dow is falling

  • Writers are selling their stock to afford starbucks
  • Mac guy and PC guy have teamed up to take over the world
  • Bill Gates sneezed and Microsoft is pulling the whole market down
  • Tom Brady is injured the world must be ending
  • Bears

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