Top 5 Superbowl Distractions

1. Repetitive Assanine questions, i.e. How does it feel to be here? Uhhhh, Good.
2. Film sessions... of Tom Brady in a walking boot
3. Cutting the sleeves off all those pre-printed Superbowl Champion hoodies
4. Hearing that your Cousins-Brothers-Dentists-Poolboy Blake need's a ticket to the game
5. Deciding between the Eugene Robinson or the Barret Robbins

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